There's no girl easier to fuck than a drunken slut! Buy them a couple drinks and they'll take off their clothes. A couple more drinks and they're ready to fuck almost anyone. See shocking Mardi Gras and spring break footage. Watch realamateur girls-next-door drink enough alcohol so that they'll do anything we want.
Alcohol: It’s like liquid sex in a bottle. Open up
The sexy brunette is grabbing her twat because she wants to cum
Fat booties, flat booties…it doesn’t matter when the lights are off
The tits are ridiculously fake, but that just means they’re meant to be exposed
These pussies are the future…in your bed, if you bring the booze
These broads are so dumb they don’t even know they’re being used
Behind those big sunglasses lie seductive, come-fuck-me eyes
The bitches with tattoos on their lower backs? They’re like bullseyes
Where did these dirty sluts come from? They’re just waiting to break out
When the bodies get all wet, the pussies do too! Don’t miss out
These bitches have six pack abs to go along with their six-pack of beers
Why even bother with the wet T-shirts? Their nipples do so much straining
If you can’t get any pussy in these conditions, you aren’t trying at all
If there is any place to fuck a hot chick, these are the conditions
Get a keg involved and you have these bitches at your beckon call
When will it ever be so easy to fuck chicks with impunity?
The sexy blonde in the teeny, tiny black panties wants you bad
They aren’t lesbians, but the alcohol will make them lick each other
Those little plastic cups full of liquid will likely get you laid
These whores just like it rough, and the alcohol brings it all out
What gives them the nerve to sit nude on the beach? The alcohol, that’s what
No expensive dates, no efforts, just get the beer and you can fuck
Get ‘em off the beach and on a boat where you can have your way
These girls are hungry after all that drinking…why not feed them hard cock
Some of those thongs are so small they get lost in asscrack big and small
These bitches lose every inhibition when they get under sun and with alcohol
These whores see a big yacht and all of a sudden the clothes fall off
When you bring around a six-pack of beer, the panties get all wet
Give them some beer and beads and there’s no way you wont get laid
These chicks understand that you are the messiah of cock and they need to kneel
Fucking these girls is the right thing. Do the right thing
Sometimes it’s best to forget that you’re a good person, and take advantage of drunk hos
